Author: tlkabtmovies

  • Underworld Awakening [2012]

    So is this yet another lame sequel, or is it another sign of the end of the world as we know it? If ever there were a typical beginning of the year movie, “Underworld Awakening” would be it, a film so dreary and downright stupid, that no studio would think of releasing it in the…

  • Albert Nobbs [2011] ★★★

    Glenn Close’s performance in Albert Nobbs” seems almost too good to be true, but that’s what makes it so effective. She first played the role of Albert Nobbs on stage some thirty years ago. Since then, she has dreamed of bringing the story to the screen, and has worked continuously to make it happen.  Now…

  • Puss In Boots [2011]

    This year’s Oscar nominated animated features weren’t as memorable as “Toy Story 3” or the wonderful “Up”. I watched “Puss In Boots” a while ago, but never had the chance to review it until now. The moment that Puss made his debut in “Shrek 2”, it was clear that the studio would eventually give him…

  • This Means War [2012] ★★

    “This Means War” is the movie equivalent of fast food; familiar, enjoyable, but easily forgotten. If you’re a fan of the comedy generated by Reese Witherspoon and Chelsea Handler, you’ll either be the perfect audience for this movie or you may find the humor overly familiar. I’m not a diehard fan, and I found the…

  • 2012 Oscar Predictions: My Picks

    The 84th Academy Awards will air on Sunday night. Which means it’s now time for me to gaze into my crystal ball and post my official Oscar predictions on time for the ceremony. I admit: it’s a tough one this year, which means I could be 100 % right or 100 % wrong. Last year,…

  • The Woman In Black [2012]

    Here’s a solid spook house movie, mostly because “The Woman In Black” decides it can haunt an audience without spraying it with blood.Good idea. Daniel Radcliffe (his Potter days behind) is well cast as a young lawyer in early 20th century England who is still haunted by the death of his wife, in childbirth, four years ago. With a…

  • Footloose [2011]

    The only difference between this version of “Footloose” and the 1984 original is that Kenny Wormald, who stepped into Kevin Bacon’s shoes as Ren McCormack, actually did his own angry dance (unlike Bacon who needed a double). Other than that, it’s hard to tell the difference. I don’t think we needed a remake of a…

  • J. Edgar [2011]

    I approach every Clint Eastwood picture with the hope that it will be worthy of his reputation and extraordinary gifts as a filmmaker. “J. Edgar” marks the first time he has worked with Leonardo DiCaprio, who has matured year by year and benefited from his association with legendary director Martin Scorsese. And, of course, Eastwood has assembled…

  • The Iron Lady [2011]

    Say this for Meryl Streep: she doesn’t scare off easy from acting challenges. At 62, she is still the most Oscar-nominated actress with 17 nominations and 2 wins (try and beat that). Truth be told, “The Iron Lady” is strictly a one woman show. Meryl Streep’s show that is. She’s a marvel. It’s a joy and…

  • Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close [2011]

    Let’s face it: Academy voters love movies that stir up your emotions. Case in point: “Ordinary People”, “Million Dollar Baby” and “Crash”. Want more proof? “Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close”, a post 9/11 movie about a boy mourning the death of his father. There is nothing more painful or poignant than that, and I have…

  • The Vow [2012]

    “The Vow” is the best romantic movie I’ve seen in a long time. Lol not really. It’s actually pretty formulaic, and the dialogue is filled with tired clichés. Yet we are told right from the beginning that the story was inspired by true events, and because of that, I have to cut the movie some slack.…

  • Man On A Ledge [2012]

    As far as popcorn movies go, this one isn’t bad, but the filmmakers take an awfully long time getting to the actual plot, content to spend the first half of the movie teasing us. And once it got to the real storyline, it became clear to me where the film was heading, perhaps a bit too…

  • A Very Harold & Kumar Christmas [2011]

    If you’ve seen “Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle” or the first sequel, “Harold & Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay” then you’ll know exactly what to expect from this second sequel, except that it’s set around the holidays. I’ve never been a fan of the series, even though the first one became something of a cult…

  • Anonymous [2011]

    Was William Shakespeare a fraud? According to “Anonymous”, not only he was a fraud, but stupid and vulgar as well. It’s an insult to our intelligence for sure. But as a piece of fiction (or is it one?), it’s not that bad. There are some really good moments here, from its captivating opening scene, to…

  • The Grey [2012]

    Liam Neeson is a pleasure to watch in almost anything. In “The Grey”, a terrifying survival movie, he leads the cast as Ottway, a sharpshooter hired by an Alaska oil refinery to keep wolves, bears and other creatures away from the industry. On a trip home after a  five-week shift, the men are victims of a…

  • Beirut Hotel [2011]

    This ain’t the old days anymore when Lebanese films used to be sex free. This is a Lebanese movie for the 21st Century that sadly emerges as a dull piece of cheese.  If one were scoring good intentions, “Beirut Hotel” would get an A for effort, simply for trying  to be different. But the screenplay resembles…

  • The Big Year [2011] ★★½

    “The Big Year” is an enjoyable comedy with an unusual premise about three dedicated “birders” (that’s bird watching) and their attempt to track as many species as possible during a whole year. Stu Preissler (Steve Martin) is a successful businessman ready to retire and spend 12 months travelling around the country in search of birds.  Brad…

  • Seeking Justice [2011]

    Nicolas Cage must be of the busiest actors in Hollywood these days, having four films released in 2011 alone. But if you’ve seen most of these movies, we can surely agree that quantity does not equal quality. “Season Of The Witch”, “Drive Angry” and “Trespass” can all be described as misfires. “Seeking Justice” is not…

  • The Double [2011]

    If there ever were a predictable thriller, “The Double” would be it, a film so dreary and downright silly that no studio would think of releasing it if weren’t for Richard Gere in the lead. He plays a retired CIA agent named Paul Shepherdson who is called back in action to track down a Soviet assassin suspected…

  • Restless [2011]

    “Indie” mode is on again for Gus Van Sant, the director of “Elephant”, “Paranoid Park” and 2008’s Oscar Nominated “Milk”. I don’t know what Van Sant’s purist will make of “Restless”, but as far as I’m concerned, I thought it was really impressive. The movie takes place in Portland, over three months as Enoch (Henry Hopper,…