The Worst Movies of the Year [2013]

thecounselorfinalRidley Scott does a fine job withโ€Prometheusโ€ and decides to follow it up with this horrible mess.ย โ€œThe Counselorโ€ is easily one of the most disappointing movies of the year. And thatโ€™s coming from a huge Ridley Scott fan.ย Clickย for full review.

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โ€œParanoiaโ€ wins the award for stupidest thriller Iโ€™ve seen in quite a while. It takes a bunch of talented people (with the exception of Liam Hemsworth whoโ€™s just awful to watch), drops them in aย quicksand of clichรฉs and watches them sink.

runnerfinalย The actors work hard but their characters are sketchily drawn and itโ€™s a crime to waste their talent on such nonsense. Just like Timberlakeโ€™s character, I left this movie feeling cheated. Click for full review.

mortal instruments finalIโ€™m told โ€œCity of Bonesโ€ is the first of 5 stories published so far by Cassandra Clare. I think itโ€™s safe to say that the first big screen adaptation is dead on arrival. Full review.

the smurfs 2Walt Disney must be rolling in his grave! Click here for full review.

killing season finalย โ€œKilling Seasonโ€ defines the word โ€œboringโ€.

the exorcism finalย Can someone please โ€œexorciseโ€ Hollywood of this series? Review.

empire state finalย It baffles me that Hollywood thinks weโ€™re stupid enough to swallow this atrocity. Donโ€™t tell us we didnโ€™t warn you. Full review here.

texas chainsaw finalย Mass murder has never been so dull. Review here.

love and honor finalI hate this movie. Itโ€™s pure torture.movie43 finalThis is probably one ofย the worst movies of the year/decade. Youโ€™ve been warned.

grownups2 finalNo comedy this year can beat this terrible, sorry excuse of a sequel. The movie opens with a deer repeatedly peeing all over Sandlerโ€™s family. See โ€œGrown Ups 2โ€ณ and youโ€™ll know exactly how that feels.

scary movie finalโ€œScary Movie 5โ€ณย is so godawful thereโ€™ll never be another Scary movie to rectify this mess. And the people behind it should never be allowed to make movies again.

getawayfinalย The script, written by two people, doesnโ€™t have an original idea in its dizzy head.ย It looks like an entertaining popcorn movie, but itโ€™s running on empty, ripping off every car movie ever made. The WORST movie I’ve seen this year! Full review.


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3 responses to “The Worst Movies of the Year [2013]”

  1. Your comments are hilarious. Good thing I didn’t watch any of those.

  2. LOL ! So basically every movie with liam hemsworth in it is the worst ๐Ÿ˜›

  3. Hahaha i like that i didn’t bother with any of these, 3anjad you watch shitty movies so save us some $$$ :p

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