Terrible comedy will make you cringe over and over again. Sarah Jessica Parker plays a single mother who decides to reconnect with her troubled daughter by taking her to Italy. Everything that follows rings cringingly false, from Parker’s ridiculous romance with an Italian man to her annoying daughter. There’s not a genuine laugh here, unless you consider “kidnapping” jokes to be comedy material. Sarah Jessica Parker defines the word “humorless”. I can’t think of a worse comedy playing right now at the multiplex (even the hilariously bad “The Boss” had a few funny moments). Toss “All Roads Lead to Home” away and watch a movie that actually gets it right. I’m talking “The Jungle Book“.

Fiasco!