Season Of The Witch [2011]

Nothing makes sense in this dreadful supernatural thriller starring Nicolas Cage (the man who had a career once)  as a Crusader who returns with his comrade (Ron Perlman) to his homeland, only to find it devastated by the black plague. The church commands the two knights to transport an accused witch to a remote abbey, where monks will perform a ritual in hopes of ending the epidemic disease. Or something like that. There is so much wrong with “Season Of The Witch” it’s hard to know where to start. The fighting scenes are terribly executed, the dialogue laughable, and the CGI mediocre at best. Not to mention acting without effort from both Cage and Perlman. They’re both really good actors, and to see them waste their time on such garbage is beyond my understanding.

How many Nic Cage movies have you seen these past few year?  I’ll give you a hint: a lot! Unfortunately, most of them are crap (“Ghost Rider”, “The Wicker Man” and “Next” were especially horrible). “Season Of The Witch” is no exception; it’s slow, dumb and boring. N’uff said.

Fiasco!


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10 responses to “Season Of The Witch [2011]”

  1. I agree, Nic Cage was one great actor, too bad he’s heading to the toilet. But his role in National treasure 2 was quite good though.

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      anistabetreviews

      I like both National Treasure, and the dude had a huge career in the 90’s (if u can, check out a movie called Red Rock West). But he’s been making a lot of bad movies recently. Surely he doesnt care much abt quality, as long as he gets paid! Too bad tho

      1. I don’t really know if I watched this movie before, but another movie I liked/disliked was the one he sold guns in africa and his brother who was on cocaine got killed there and he married a girl after fooling her. In some scenes he was serious while in others he seemed like an amateur

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        anistabetreviews

        ur talking about Lord Of The War. This was a good movie tho with a powerful message. Nowadays, he’s just making pointless movies. Id like to see him gettin back on his feet and making good films again.

  2. hehehe i love ur Fiasco reaction!

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      anistabetreviews

      shows how pissed i am? :p

  3. I TOTALLY agree with you. This movie was a waste of time and money to watch! and the dialogue..hahaha.. Ron Perlman thinks he’s acting in a ganster movie, with sentences like “let’s get the hell out of here” and “you’re buying this time” i mean come on! you’re in the beginning of the 19th century! and the last scene! HILLARIOUS!!!!
    Worst movie of all times!

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      anistabetreviews

      hahaha serena mni7a mennik hay. And ur right, Ron Perlman fakkar 7alo be shi western film! Nicolas cage should stop making bad films!!!! Shi ktir bass

  4. i dt know what goes in his mind these days?? seriously during the 90’s he had several gr8 movies ( conair, the rock, face off…)…he’s the most up and down actor these days! he comes out with a gr8 movie than the next horrible.
    next step for this actor? he should consider retiring:/ too bad he looks lost

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      anistabetreviews

      there’s a movie called drive angry coming soon. Looks horrible aswell :p 3affan nic cage

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