Nothing makes sense in this dreadful supernatural thriller starring Nicolas Cage (the man who had a career once) as a Crusader who returns with his comrade (Ron Perlman) to his homeland, only to find it devastated by the black plague. The church commands the two knights to transport an accused witch to a remote abbey, where monks will perform a ritual in hopes of ending the epidemic disease. Or something like that. There is so much wrong with “Season Of The Witch” it’s hard to know where to start. The fighting scenes are terribly executed, the dialogue laughable, and the CGI mediocre at best. Not to mention acting without effort from both Cage and Perlman. They’re both really good actors, and to see them waste their time on such garbage is beyond my understanding.
How many Nic Cage movies have you seen these past few year? I’ll give you a hint: a lot! Unfortunately, most of them are crap (“Ghost Rider”, “The Wicker Man” and “Next” were especially horrible). “Season Of The Witch” is no exception; it’s slow, dumb and boring. N’uff said.
Fiasco!


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