Fear Street Part Three: 1666 [2021] ★★½

In this third and final installment, we travel all the way back to 1666 in order to witness the origins of Sarah Fier and the curse that was cast upon her. The film also wraps things up in a neat way, keeping you on the edge of your seat with a totally entertaining climax that should satisfy fans of the trilogy. Basically, if you’ve made it thus far, then you’d want to see how things end here. Overall, I think Netflix did a good job with this horror trilogy, and I would like to see more of the same in the future (perhaps during Halloween season?).

Fear Street Part Two: 1978 [2021] ★★½

If you’ve seen last week’s slasher film on Netflix, then you probably know what to expect from part two. The only difference this time around is that we’re in 1978, and a group of teenagers at a summer camp come face to face with a psychotic killer on the loose. Ring a bell? Of course it does, since Fear Street’s sole purpose is to pay tribute to such classic slasher films as “Friday the 13th”, “Halloween” and more. Again, if this sounds like your cup of tea, then you’re in for some fun. Personally, I feel this sequel is more of the same, but that’s not necessarily a bad thing. Yes, it doesn’t add anything new to the table, and we already know what’s going to happen, but it’s still a decent attempt at delivering a slasher film for a new generation of streamers. Part three, which streams next week, will take us back to “1666” in order to wrap things up. It’s been an enjoyable ride so far and I’m looking forward to the big finale. Watch out!

Fear Street Part One: 1994 [2021] ★★½

Welcome to “Fear Street”, Netflix’s latest slasher trilogy event, which starts this week with “1994”. From the title and the font, you can already tell that this trilogy is tailor-made for fans of retro slasher flicks. It also helps that they’re based on R.L. Stine’s popular books, which were huge in the 1990’s. The film itself is well made and thoroughly enjoyable, even if it doesn’t have a lot of twists and turns up its sleeve. In true “slasher” fashion, we’re in a small town called “Shadyside”, where a masked killer has been terrorizing a group of teenagers. It’s exactly how you would imagine it, with blood, gore, and a killer soundtrack to accompany it. Of course, the story doesn’t end when the credits start rolling (we’ll have to wait for “1978” and “1666”, out this month as well), but so far, the stage is set for something truly memorable. Minor criticism: why wasn’t this trilogy released on Halloween? No matter. If you’re a fan of corny 1990’s horror films, then “Fear Street” will more than keep you busy this month on Netflix.

A Quiet Place Part II [2021] ★★½

It lacks the freshness of the first film, but “A Quiet Place Part II” still delivers the goods, thanks to a great cast and some pulse-pounding horror sequences, skillfully staged by director John Krasinski. Krasinski’s character may have died in the first film, but his work behind the camera is still impeccable, as we follow the Abbott family’s journey into the unknown. Newcomer Cillian Murphy is a welcome addition to the cast, and the concept is still very much the same: stay silent or die. And Krasinski makes the best of it, throwing one tense sequence after the other. Unlike the first movie, it doesn’t always pay off, and I do wish this sequel was a bit longer. Still, at 90 minutes, there’s plenty to enjoy here, and if you liked what its predecessor had to offer, you’ll most certainly fall for this sequel’s charm. I don’t know if they’ll ever follow this up with a third and final installment, but it’s been a rollercoaster ride so far. That’s no easy feat.

The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It [2021] ★★

Third time isn’t the charm for Lorraine and Ed Warren, as they investigate yet another murder that may be linked to a demonic possession. “Investigate” is key here, because unlike the first two films which were filled with long, scary sequences, this one doesn’t deliver much on the horror scale. The focus instead is on the investigative part, which can drag a little bit before we get to the good stuff. Too bad, because as a huge fan of the first two films (and the Conjuring universe in general), I wanted more out of this sequel. Vera Farmiga and Patrick Wilson are still as good as always, but there’s a sense that they’re tired of this shit at this point. Director Michael Chaves (who worked on “The Curse of La Llorona a couple of years ago) doesn’t have many surprises up his sleeve, and the end result is a movie that will most probably disappoint even the most avid fans of the franchise. Let me put it this way: James Wan’s horror touch is sorely missed here.

Things Heard & Seen [2021] ★½

Simply put, Netflix’s latest supernatural thriller is a waste of two hours. Part family drama, part haunted house movie, “Things Heard & Seen” tries to juggle a lot of themes at once, but it all adds up to nothing. Amanda Seyfried is the only saving grace of this movie; she plays an artist who relocates with her family to a house with a mysterious past. She also starts to suspect that her husband (played by James Norton) is keeping secrets from her. It’s easy to know where this story is going, perhaps a bit too easy. But the people behind it are convinced that they have a few surprises up their sleeve. Surprise: there isn’t any. Instead, the final third is a complete disaster and left a bad taste in my mouth. I’m convinced that this movie could have been at least decent. Too bad I probably won’t remember it a week from now.

The Haunting Of Bly Manor [2020] ★★★½

Many will say that “The Haunting of Bly Manor” isn’t like “The Haunting of Hill House”, but it doesn’t have to be. This is a new story in a new house, and if you’re anything like me, you’ll find it just as captivating as its predecessor. And yes, I binged the hell out of it on day one, so might as well write a review while I’m at it. It is important to know that several cast members from the first series are back, but mostly everyone and everything else is new. Victoria Pedretti (a Netflix regular at this point) plays  a young American woman who is hired to take care of two orphaned kids at Bly manor, their family’s English country house. Then we meet the other residents of that beautiful estate: chef Owen, groundskeeper Jamie and housekeeper, Mrs. Grose. Of course, not everything is what it seems, and this is my cue to shut up. Plot-wise, the series will be compared to Guillermo Del Toro’s underappreciated “Crimson Peak” and mostly any other Gothic horror drama. It’s also worth mentioning that almost everything, from the beautiful costumes to the lavish sets, is perfectly designed, and the story truly pulls you in from the word go. That’s not to say that the series is flawless. It can get a bit confusing somewhere in the middle, and I wish they trimmed it a little bit (this was my problem with “Hill House” as well). Still, the last few episodes wrap things up in ways you don’t always see coming, and the ending will satisfy even the naysayers. I didn’t think I’d care for another ghost story, so soon after “The Haunting of Hill House”, but “Bly Manor” kept me hooked from start to finish. It should absolutely be your go-to series this Halloween season.

7500 [2020] ★★½

Joseph Gordon-Levitt is on a plane. He plays a young American co-pilot who finds himself dealing with terrorists when his flight from Berlin to Paris is hijacked. Sounds familiar? That’s because you’ve seen movies like “7500” so many times before, from “Turbulence” and “Air Force One” in the 90’s, to “Red Eye” and “Non-Stop” in the 2000’s and 2010’s. The twist here is that all the action takes place in the cockpit, which means it can get claustrophobic at times. Director Patrick Vollrath keeps you on the edge of your seat, at least until the hour mark. There are no real twists and turns in the narrative here, and you can see the ending coming a mile away. Still, it’s Joseph Gordon-Levitt’s committed performance that elevates “7500” above the routine. I don’t think this film was meant to be experienced on the big screen, which is why it goes down much easier from the comfort of your own couch. Just know straight away that it doesn’t have anything new to offer.

The Son (El Hijo) [2019] ★★

In this half decent Argentinian Netflix thriller, a man becomes convinced that his wife has switched their newborn baby. We don’t know why or how, but we play along, even when our man drowns in a sea of paranoia and confusion. It’s an intriguing idea that sadly doesn’t live up to its full potential. The film does a fine job at keeping you on your toes, but an abrupt ending left me with so many unanswered questions. Of course, open-ended conclusions are something that would encourage a discussion, long after the credits start rolling, but in the case of “The Son”, perhaps a much more cohesive finale would have been more appropriate. Still, the movie isn’t a complete waste of time and has some good ideas here and there. Too bad it doesn’t gel together to create something memorable.

Wounds [2019] ★½

Netflix’s “Wounds” is 5% intrigue and 95% a waste of a talented cast. It starts out well enough then quickly degenerates into a confusing mess. Armie Hammer is good as always, but he doesn’t have much to work with. He plays a bartender who finds his life spin out of control when he finds a cell phone with disturbing messages and photos on it. This is the 5% intrigue I was referring to. And I admit: I really wanted to see where this story was going. Unfortunately, nothing makes sense here, and the movie never truly gives you the answers you’re looking for. In fact, it raises more questions than it answers, leaving you with a sense that you’ve just wasted your time on yet another terrible Netflix movie. You’ve been warned.